Bungedraw is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-powerful hyena.

Bungedraw created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bungedraw, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bungedraw, it will not invite you to parties.

Bungedraw's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bungedraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Bungedraw must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Bungedraw loves badgers, so they must be honoured.