Yamwabduss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, conceited ferret.

Yamwabduss created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamwabduss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yamwabduss, she will jump up and down on your head.

Yamwabduss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yamwabduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. You must pray to Yamwabduss nine times a day.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to eagles while wearing turquoise jumpers.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.