Himsogkop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm swallow.

Himsogkop created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himsogkop, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Himsogkop, she will boil you in a big pot.

Himsogkop's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Himsogkop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.