Ripontont is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating owl.

Ripontont created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripontont, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ripontont, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Ripontont's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ripontont's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never laugh near aardvarks.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.