Fetwipxenkip is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome dingo.

Fetwipxenkip created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetwipxenkip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fetwipxenkip, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fetwipxenkip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fetwipxenkip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.