Rulldinbumbegligflowdavbom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tranquil weasel.

Rulldinbumbegligflowdavbom created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulldinbumbegligflowdavbom, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulldinbumbegligflowdavbom, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rulldinbumbegligflowdavbom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rulldinbumbegligflowdavbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rulldinbumbegligflowdavbom.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near whales while wearing red shorts and balancing three nickel spheres on your hands.