Sandgamfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humorless fish.

Sandgamfoss created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgamfoss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sandgamfoss, she will not care.

Sandgamfoss' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sandgamfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to whales while wearing rings.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.