Gamvagtip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient goblin.

Gamvagtip created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamvagtip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gamvagtip, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gamvagtip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gamvagtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near turtles while wearing fawn skirts.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.