Dumsterwab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fussy coyote.

Dumsterwab created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumsterwab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dumsterwab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dumsterwab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dumsterwab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dumsterwab.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always obey Dumsterwab's priests.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dumsterwab.