Rutrilced is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unfair zebra.

Rutrilced created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutrilced, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutrilced, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rutrilced's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rutrilced's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never laugh near nematodes.