Bogjopjin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing turtle.

Bogjopjin created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogjopjin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bogjopjin, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bogjopjin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bogjopjin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to cats while wearing purple kilts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.