Lentapgon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless fox.

Lentapgon created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lentapgon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lentapgon, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lentapgon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lentapgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Lentapgon's priests.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about fire.