Pitpopfly is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, grumpy giraffe.

Pitpopfly created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Pitpopfly, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pitpopfly, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Pitpopfly's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Pitpopfly's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pitpopfly.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always obey Pitpopfly's priests.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.