Fudcanfumgep is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous fish.

Fudcanfumgep created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fudcanfumgep, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fudcanfumgep, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fudcanfumgep's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fudcanfumgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not keep five porpoises in a large pit.

3. Always obey Fudcanfumgep's priests.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Fudcanfumgep loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.