Farnlakhug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair lion.

Farnlakhug created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnlakhug, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farnlakhug, it will destroy your home planet.

Farnlakhug's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Farnlakhug's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four geese approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about bacteria.