Ingbestzim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient wasp.

Ingbestzim created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingbestzim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ingbestzim, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Ingbestzim's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ingbestzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Retreat if four ducks approach from the north.

3. Never laugh in the presence of otters.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.