Zodkonwik is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, boastful camel.

Zodkonwik created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodkonwik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zodkonwik, she will turn you into a dog.

Zodkonwik's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zodkonwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not take Zodkonwik's name in vain.