Vidhatcadlib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciful zebra.

Vidhatcadlib created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidhatcadlib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vidhatcadlib, she will turn you into a puffin.

Vidhatcadlib's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vidhatcadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mice while wearing red coats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Vidhatcadlib must be the most important thing in your life.