Budfaslen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate armadillo.

Budfaslen created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budfaslen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Budfaslen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Budfaslen's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Budfaslen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Budfaslen on top of important buildings.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Do not kill mites.