Bodjanbon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident mongoose.

Bodjanbon created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodjanbon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bodjanbon, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bodjanbon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bodjanbon's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing orange tights.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat coconuts.