Henceb Pogflisyak is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud squid.

Henceb Pogflisyak created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Henceb Pogflisyak, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Henceb Pogflisyak, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Henceb Pogflisyak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Henceb Pogflisyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Henceb Pogflisyak's priests.

2. You must love Henceb Pogflisyak.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.