Vildabart is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, almighty coyote.

Vildabart created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vildabart, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vildabart, she will think nothing of it.

Vildabart's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vildabart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Vildabart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Never eat bark.