Nul is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unjust rhinoceros.

Nul created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nul, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nul, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nul's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nul's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.