Rigyimtikzen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying skunk.

Rigyimtikzen created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rigyimtikzen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rigyimtikzen, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rigyimtikzen's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rigyimtikzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never feed lots of cucumbers to turtles while wearing orange shorts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never play with disobedient children.