Pagrigmum is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent bird.

Pagrigmum created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagrigmum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pagrigmum, she will send minions to preach to you.

Pagrigmum's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pagrigmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Pagrigmum loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Never pour water over plants.