Motwigveg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful ferret.

Motwigveg created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motwigveg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Motwigveg, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Motwigveg's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Motwigveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Hide from mauve otters for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Motwigveg's priests.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about gravity near grasshopers while wearing cyan stockings and balancing five titanium spheres on your feet.