Wonbafstik is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate ferret.

Wonbafstik created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonbafstik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wonbafstik, it will be very sad.

Wonbafstik's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wonbafstik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine geese approach from the west.

2. Never think about spacetime near whales while wearing brown tights and balancing five iron spheres on your legs.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wonbafstik.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about special relativity.