Barnbinlag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, able skunk.

Barnbinlag created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnbinlag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Barnbinlag, it will laugh at you.

Barnbinlag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Barnbinlag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Run away from brown badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear purple stockings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat parsnips.