Madhivfen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty donkey.

Madhivfen created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madhivfen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Madhivfen, he will not care.

Madhivfen's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Madhivfen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Always obey Madhivfen's priests.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.