Faspitquag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonourable hedgehog.

Faspitquag created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Faspitquag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Faspitquag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Faspitquag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Faspitquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near turtles while wearing violet trousers.