Rowcemgat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate scorpion.

Rowcemgat created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowcemgat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rowcemgat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rowcemgat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rowcemgat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Always obey Rowcemgat's priests.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not chop down trees.