Fodnatgat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving squirrel.

Fodnatgat created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fodnatgat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fodnatgat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fodnatgat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fodnatgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed cucumbers to foxes while wearing white scarves.

3. Fodnatgat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Fodnatgat in the centre of the settlement.