Ciptiktal is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish dingo.

Ciptiktal created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciptiktal, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ciptiktal, it will send you a sign.

Ciptiktal's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ciptiktal's Holy Commandments

1. Ciptiktal loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.