Fadstigpin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, intelligent dragon.

Fadstigpin created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Fadstigpin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fadstigpin, he will cry a lot.

Fadstigpin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fadstigpin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if seven horses approach from the south.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to voles while wearing green shirts.

5. Never think about black holes.