Omtboppark is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, conceited fairy.

Omtboppark created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Omtboppark, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Omtboppark, she will turn you into a snail.

Omtboppark's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Omtboppark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Omtboppark loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.