Nartcidstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty armadillo.

Nartcidstrag created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartcidstrag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nartcidstrag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nartcidstrag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nartcidstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to ducks while wearing purple hats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must pray to Nartcidstrag eight times a day.

5. Do not covet oxen.