Wabvonneg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty fox.

Wabvonneg created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wabvonneg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wabvonneg, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wabvonneg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wabvonneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.