Binsigpib is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish
lobster.
Binsigpib created light two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Binsigpib, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Binsigpib, he will cry a lot.
Binsigpib's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Binsigpib's Holy Commandments1. Never write about asteroids.
2. Never skip in the presence of nematodes.
3. Binsigpib loves otters, so they must be honoured.
4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Binsigpib in the centre of the settlement.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.