Dunafnan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able yak.

Dunafnan created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunafnan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dunafnan, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dunafnan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dunafnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pray towards the south.
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