Witquillnut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous crane.

Witquillnut created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witquillnut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Witquillnut, it will not care at all.

Witquillnut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Witquillnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Witquillnut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat nuts.