Tikpig Yattzeddubrak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, two-faced chinchilla.

Tikpig Yattzeddubrak created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikpig Yattzeddubrak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tikpig Yattzeddubrak, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tikpig Yattzeddubrak's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tikpig Yattzeddubrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.