Gedmutsafkadhakmumwik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring camel.

Gedmutsafkadhakmumwik created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedmutsafkadhakmumwik, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gedmutsafkadhakmumwik, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gedmutsafkadhakmumwik's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gedmutsafkadhakmumwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing black skirts and balancing six silver spheres on your arms.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.