Figbonkpin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-assured jellyfish.

Figbonkpin created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Figbonkpin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Figbonkpin, she will remove you from existence.

Figbonkpin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Figbonkpin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must love Figbonkpin.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.