Ceptimdad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind chicken.

Ceptimdad created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptimdad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ceptimdad, it will turn you into a rat.

Ceptimdad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ceptimdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about optics near tortoises while wearing violet kilts and balancing six iron spheres on your face.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.