Safdabrotxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful cobra.

Safdabrotxuck created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safdabrotxuck, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Safdabrotxuck, he will turn you into a rat.

Safdabrotxuck's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Safdabrotxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Safdabrotxuck's priests.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never eat tomatoes.