Monmidbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise lion.

Monmidbeg created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monmidbeg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Monmidbeg, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Monmidbeg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Monmidbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near sheep while wearing white coats and balancing eight silver spheres on your chest.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never wear mauve rings.