Dimtagpag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing hydra.

Dimtagpag created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimtagpag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dimtagpag, she will turn you into a snail.

Dimtagpag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dimtagpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear blue rings.

5. Always help sick cats.