Larnyokbest is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, selfish armadillo.

Larnyokbest created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnyokbest, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larnyokbest, it will curse you with boils.

Larnyokbest's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Larnyokbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.