Ponbugaf Wablinnull is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, deceitful pigeon.

Ponbugaf Wablinnull created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponbugaf Wablinnull, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ponbugaf Wablinnull, he will not invite you to parties.

Ponbugaf Wablinnull's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ponbugaf Wablinnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to squirrels while wearing black ear rings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about gravity near seals while wearing brown dresses and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never hurt snails.