Listvonknilzodfudlidbumgan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind goose.

Listvonknilzodfudlidbumgan created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Listvonknilzodfudlidbumgan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Listvonknilzodfudlidbumgan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Listvonknilzodfudlidbumgan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Listvonknilzodfudlidbumgan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Never jump near whales.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Listvonknilzodfudlidbumgan must be the most important thing in your life.